Not since Jesus gatecrashed a wedding in Cana, and changed water in to wine, have we witnessed such an event!
We all thought only Jesus could perform such miracles with alcohol.
But wait! Now, magical powers from across the Irish Sea. Guinness have invented a device that carbonates a flat, lifeless and characterless pint of stout. Changing it into a creamy, resurgent, palatable quaff. With a modicum of oomph!
We had the magical hands of Jesus. Now we have 'The Surger'.
Yes, my Lords,Ladies and Gentleman. A device that conducts
|THE MIRACLE 'HOLY SURGER'|
Apparently, there are these tiny, magical, metal rings that are submerged into the 'black stuff' thus enabling the electricity to be conducted.
The glass of lifeless Guinness is placed on a plate and a magic button is pressed. This results in the pint being instantly carbonated, by the electrical charge!......It's truly a miracle of Cana proportions!
A multitude of pilgrims have set out on a journey to the holy shrine of 'The Surger' in Dublin!
Pilgrims place their glass of lifeless Guinness on the 'Holy Surger'plate (as it is now known) and they witness the miracle of life, once not thought possible in this brew!
|I CAN MATCH ANYTHING DONE AT CANA!|
However, a small price to pay, one thinks, for 'The Holy Surger' related pint of Guinness.
Surely, it's a miracle to match the feat of the geezer with the long hair and a beard, who changed a ceramic vessel full of water into wine, at that wedding bash in Cana!